i have a stalker...
well, kinda... something about the green apron i guess, cause all of us girls get them at the bux...but this one went too far...
he invited me to montery for the weekend with him....
um...i don't think so....
first- he drives a giant old scarry creepy van....
second...he IS creepy
third.....he's at least 50
oh yeah and fourth.......I"M MARRIED!
he always tries to chat it up with me...which i normally enjoy with most customers, but he is just weird, he says weird things to me everyday and makes scary creepy non blinking intense eye contact at all times
so to you....creppy stalker guy...no i will not go away with you for the weekend...and i am only nice to you cause i am getting paid to do so...you scare me mister...leave me alone!
okay thanks...had to get that out...you may now return to your regular scheduled blogging!
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2 comments:
Ewww! I feel for you! Creepy guys are gross! I bet he has body odor or bad breath too! Ewww!
OMG Nikki. You crack me up. Bwwaaahhaaahhaaa! I would love to see you say this to him out loud. Bwaahaahaa! Can't stop laughing.
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